These Are All Of The Condescending Buzzwords Honda Used To Describe The Urban SUV Concept

Today, I learned that Honda doesn't really think of its customers as people, but rather as car-purchasing robots with various different traits that they need to market to.

This is what I learned about the Honda Urban SUV Concept and its potential buyers:

  • The vehicle is "aspirational and sophisticated" with "dynamic sculpting;"
  • It is for "active lifestyle customers in urban areas." For them, "this is right on the money;"
  • It has "Honda Magic Seats;"
  • It has "that social seating really favored by modern adults;"
  • And it is ideal for "the always-connected crowd."
  • So if you feel like any of those things describe and/or appeal to you, then shut up and buy your Honda Urban SUV when it goes into production at some point, robot.

    These Are All Of The Condescending Buzzwords Honda Used To Describe The Urban SUV Concept

    These Are All Of The Condescending Buzzwords Honda Used To Describe The Urban SUV Concept