Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

Here are all the people at the launch of the "ultra sporty," "exciting" Mini Paceman JCW who looked like they wanted to kill themselves.

Boredom? The existential horror of attending this unveiling where nothing new is being unveiled? Hard to say.

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

This guy.

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

This guy.

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

This guy.

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

This guy.

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

Not this guy.

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

This guy.

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

This guy talking to another guy in the back.

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

This guy waiting for the presentation to start? To end?

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

This guy enjoying the red light.

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

This guy.

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

Definitely this poor guy.

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

Someone please put this man out of his Mini-induced misery.

Here Is Everyone At The Mini Paceman JCW Launch Who Looks Like They Want To DieS

This guy, or maybe he just wanted to kill me.