Here are all the people at the launch of the "ultra sporty," "exciting" Mini Paceman JCW who looked like they wanted to kill themselves.

Boredom? The existential horror of attending this unveiling where nothing new is being unveiled? Hard to say.

This guy.

This guy.

This guy.

This guy.

Not this guy.

This guy.

This guy talking to another guy in the back.

This guy waiting for the presentation to start? To end?

This guy enjoying the red light.

This guy.

Definitely this poor guy.

Someone please put this man out of his Mini-induced misery.

This guy, or maybe he just wanted to kill me.