We're mere hours away from the live reveal of the new Corvette, and it's all anyone can talk about on the Internet and in real life.
In fact, your Jalopnik staff was talking to one another in real life here in Detroit when we started rattling off the most outlandish Corvette predictions we could think of on Twitter. And then you all chimed in with some amazingly bad (and hilarious) predictions of your own as the #CorvettePredictions hashtag spread like wildfire.
We've been showing off tidbits of the C7 'Vette for months now, but what if everything we've seen is totally wrong? Maybe it will be a mid-engined straight eight with KERS as one of you suggested, or that it will be fueled by leopard tears, as our own Travis Okulski seems to think.
So here are some of all the best Corvette predictions, from us and from all of you. Keep them coming on Twitter with that sexy #CorvettePredictions hashtag.
#CorvettePrediction: To be sold under a new GM division, the Corvette Motor Company— Zac Estrada (@zacestrada) January 13, 2013
#CORVETTEPREDICTION: Left side aerokit optional, right side standard. Entire car to be 3D printed. Fueled by leopard tears.— Travis Okulski (@tokulski) January 13, 2013
#CorvettePrediction: Fox Shocks, offroad tires, lift kit and spot lights standard. Baja Trophy Stingray— RaphaelOrlove (@RaphaelOrlove) January 13, 2013
#Corvetteprediction it will decimate all with a few overnight parts from Japan.— Alexander Villani (@AlexVGMI) January 13, 2013
#CorvettePrediction: base model has a 250 horsepower I4 engine named "LT.5"— Fred Smith (@porsche914yr74) January 13, 2013
#CORVETTEPREDICTION new LS motor, a 6.2L flat-8 boxer mid mounted with KERS.— Stranaton (@Stranaton) January 13, 2013
CORVETTE PREDICTION: Everything we've seen is wrong. Mid-engined turbodiesel rotary, shooting brake.— Nobody From Oppo (@NobodyFromOppo) January 13, 2013
#Corvetteprediction Arnold Schwarzenegger shooting at you with a World War II machine gun every time you drive through town comes standard— Jkill (@jkillingit) January 13, 2013
#CORVETTEPREDICTION optional smoker's kit includes gold chain holder.— Brian Makse (@brianmakse) January 13, 2013
The new Corvette will run on liquified stingrays. Fuel it by holding your hand out flat, palm up, with pellets. #CORVETTEPREDICTION— Christian Eberle (@rhorizon) January 13, 2013
#CorvettePrediction three words, gallons of tears: front wheel drive— Michael Chandler (@mchandphoto) January 13, 2013
#CorvettePredictions In case of an accident, new 'Vette can harvest your organs and place them in refrigerated glovebox until EMTs arrive.— Jason Torchinsky (@JasonTorchinsky) January 13, 2013
The new Corvette will come with a free bag of sausage. #CORVETTEPREDICTION— Dooblewasur (@Dooblewasur) January 13, 2013
#CORVETTEPREDICTION: The 2014 Corvette Shooting Brake FF 1.4T will be awesome.— Aaron Bragman (@BragmansWorld) January 13, 2013
#CorvettePrediction: Based on consumer research, GM will announce revolutionary new paint that allows the car to be driven in the rain.— Juan Barnett (@DCAutoGeek) January 13, 2013
#CorvettePrediction A rebadged Opel Ampera with a wankel.— MattHardigree (@MattHardigree) January 13, 2013
#CorvettePrediction For an additional $1,776, Chevy will paint a bald eagle draped in an American flag with an M16 in its claws on the hood.— Greg (@LPscuderiaSV) January 13, 2013