Choose Your Own Adventure: Christmas Eve EditionS

It's Christmas Eve and many of you will still be in a nog fog from last night and gleefully unconcerned with last minute gifts, weird racist uncles, and whatever appears to be moving in that green tupperware container in the fridge.

We're in the same boat and therefore turning over The Morning Shift to those of you with-it enough to cover the news that, in reality, isn't happening anyways. Leave your gears below.