Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.
It's Rose Bowl time, suckas! So to choose the fight song I would choose to play, I used the utterly non-sports-oriented method of picking the one that sounded more fight song-ey. Sorry Stanford, ripping off classic rock songs isn't as cool as cranking out old school (see what I did there?!) songs that recall the days when players wore leather helmets.
Of course, if you don't give a rat's ass about football, you're probably watching Vienna's New Year's Day Concert, you cultured thing, you.