Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

At last, holiday shopping season is almost over! The traffic has been horrible, no? This song is scientifically formulated to relax and please you. Seriously, Glenn Miller studied with a guy named Joseph Schillinger, whose Schillinger System formulaic patterns of rhythm, melody, harmony, and other tenets to create music deemed "emotionally descriptive" by the method's champions. In addition to Miller, the New School professor taught many of the early 20th century's musical greats, including George Gershwin, Benny Goodman, and even Léon Theremin.