The Porsche 911 has been around since the 1960s, and has looked pretty much the same for that entire time.

The good folks at MotorWeek realize that, but they also don't care. They say the 1990 Carrera 4 is covered in curves that can make a Saturday afternoon wash into an R-rated experience. Oolala!

For 1990, the Carrera 4 has 247 horses, which helps it run the quarter mile in just 13.3 seconds.

But hey, enough of me aimlessly typing. Check out the 1990 C4 on the track at Roebling Road Raceway in Savannah, Georgia. What a car!

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