Here we see a Dodge drag a Chevy truck around the block in some righteous parking lot tug of war. There is screaming. There is big truck power. There is everything that's right with the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

Sure, a Cummins diesel puts a gas-powered Chevy at an extreme torque disadvantage, but how can you watch this and not want to punch the exhumed corpse of King George in the face and catch a bald eagle with your bare hands?

(Hat tip to McMike!)