We have seen some amazingly terrible parking attempts in our time, so trust us when we say this one is certainly among the greats. Watch as this lady bashes, knocks, and crunches her BMW Z4 while miserably failing to execute the simplest parking maneuver possible.
This is right up there with that girl who hit her friend while parking and then ran.
You can see the video in non-vertical-form here.
(Hat tip to Bimmerboost!)