4chan's Car Buying Advice Is Actually Pretty GoodS

We expect 4chan to be a good place to meet bronies and possible sexual deviants, but not a place to get reasonable car-buying recommendations. It turns out their advice is actually not terrible.

We found this list on Reddit where everyone proceeded to weep about their drift Nissan and point out that the Jalopnik list would be nothing but Miatas.

Probably true.

We did update the list but went sensible instead, filling in the Elantra over the Civic, because we don't recommend the 2012 Civic to anyone. Maybe the 2013 Civic will be better. Also, they don't build the Cobalt anymore.

The same place that brought us b/tards gave out sensible car advice. Given how every other car forum gives the exact same advice, always, we're genuinely surprised.

How would you fill out this list?