The Morning Shift: Choose Your Own Adventure

Happy Thanksgiving Day to our American readers. For our non-American readers Happy, I don't know, Fiesta de Comer Los Sentimientos or whatever. I've given hard-working Micki Maynard the day off so she can enjoy dining and because only a moron releases important car news the morning of Thanksgiving.

Don't worry, we'll still be around with posts all day and I'll be here, in between cheering on the Texans and overeating, for those cases when morons actually do release news. In the meantime, please add your own gears into Kinja and I'll judge how well you've done. I'll do a starter gear and you can judge me.

Photo Credit: DEUTZ-FAHR