When I went to high school, schoolbuses were ubiquitously referred to as the cheesewagon or loser cruiser. And for good reason: they were the social equivalent of having a third nipple. But we didn't have a bus like the Nitro Bus.

Ok, so it's not a real schoolbus, but how rad would it be if your to- and from-school rides — before you're old enough to get your own car and do all kinds of ridiculous shit in it — were massive hoon fests? Ah, one can dream. It wouldn't have made western civ suck less, but it would've given us something else to daydream about as we lit pieces of each others' notebooks on fire in the back of the room.

(Hat tip to Dillon!)