Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

Teezar is the greatest band in rokk history.

Teezar was birthed into this world by Scuzz Denimz and Rokk Steddy in Missouri, 1976. No other group has ever created "solid gold rockin dynamite" that even compares with Teezar's brilliance.

Scuzz and Rokk were last seen in DeSoto, MO in 1989, living together in a trailer with a beat up drum kit, a three string bass, and a $50 Harmony guitar. At the request of one legendary music writer, they recorded two final tracks for "three containers of Nyquil, a carton of Dorals and a six pack of Stag beer."

Once you've finished with "Bakkstage Pass," listen to "She's A Teezar!" and "Dirty Bandage".

This is their portrait:

Teezar; ‘Bakkstage Pass’

Photo Credit: Teezar via Last Days Of Man On Earth