A turbo on a Tercel may temper that model's tendency for torpidity, and today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe Toyota does claim two hundred and forty three ponies at the tires. Will its price however, be worth taking a vow of Tercelibacy?
Did you rock the vote yesterday? I mean, if you're an American citizen and not a convicted felon where that obviates your ability to cast a ballot, did you do your civic duty? One would hope so. One - or perhaps many - might also hope that you took the time yesterday to vote on the massive and limited-function Custom '95 Cadillac Statesman Parade Car. If you did, you have a 67% chance of having voted that six door behemoth to a Crack Pipe loss. Maybe yesterday's other losers might like to take this on their drive of shame, as after all, misery loves company.