For $21,995, Make a States-mentGraverobber11/06/12 8:00amFiled to: Nice Price Or Crack Pipe1995 Cadillac Statesman Parade Limousinecustom carsNpocp37EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkToday is election day in the US of A, and along with deciding our nation's direction for the next four years, Nice Price or Crack Pipe needs you vote on this Caddy parade car. Of course, like any candidate, money will be the deciding factor in this contest.I imagine that the Canadians are presently looking down upon us from their perch up there atop the States, and are just shaking their heads in incomprehension. Not over the insanity that is our electoral process here in the United States mind you, but over the fact that yesterday's Vancouver-located Hot Malibu Wagon went down in a 62% Crack Pipe loss. I mean, what was THAT all aboot? Similarly, they also can't understand how we Americans can remain so calm being 50+ days into the NHL lockout.