Because we're responsible journalists we sometimes call an automaker when a rumor is so ridiculous we don't think it's true. Thus when we heard of a V8-powered version of Aston Martin's diminutive Cygnet we called them. They said it wasn't true but Torchinsky did up a feasibility study and came up with a great drawing of one.
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