Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

I first heard Fat Pat slowed down by DJ Screw, but the regular-speed version ain't bad. The video is pretty over the top with a minute-long skit and requisite ladies dancing in some trees, which is normal, right? The real highlight is the kandy paint Houston kustoms that go on parade.

But that's putting too much of an automotive emphasis on what's really just a classic rap song.