Asshats! Like their cousins the douchebags and the dudebros, asshats have a tendency to ruin everything they're involved in, from outdoor music festivals to the simple act of parking.
I was pretty floored when I saw the way this asshat parked his BMW earlier this week. I mean, look at that car — it looks to me like a mid-2000s BMW 328i. It's a nice car, for sure, but it's nothing truly special. And owning one certainly doesn't justify that kind of parking job.