Wanna know what's sexy? Motorbikes made from living, yoga-posed human bodies. All you have to do is have four or five people strip naked, find a body painter to do them up, and have them assume contortionist poses for several minutes as the camera snaps away.

At first glance, they look like bikes with oddly matched fairings bearing riders in skin-tight leathers. Then you realize that those wheels have legs, and those suits are skin. They made a sport bike, a dirt bike, and a cruiser, which will be shown at the Progessive International Motorcycle Show.