No, we're not getting the three-door 2013 Audi S3 or any of its tiny hatchback glory. Therefore, it's with a bit of a tease that we let you view it in full Jalopnik 360-degree mode.

Use your mouse to flip around and view the new car from every angle. If you get sad, just play with the 2014 Volkswagen Golf GTI, which definitely is coming here.