Lana Del Rey Chosen As Face Of Jaguar In Lieu Of These Unimpressive AlternativesS

Today was the reveal of the Jaguar F-Type, which included a performance from company spokesperson Lana Del Rey. We're sure Brian Williams would hate it, but he's more of a Porsche guy, anyways.

Clearly, a much better face for the company than anyone there. The usually impressive Ratan Tata kind of looks like a zombie. Ian Callum looks dapper, of course, but doesn't quite have the impressive locks Del Rey has on show here.