Most car songs today are getting written by rappers, but there are still some indie kids writing tunes about automobiles. This one, "Eighth Avenue" by Hospitality, ain't half bad.

After VW of India's massive vibrator-related PR fail, VAG could certainly use some hospitality and Festering Neon Distraction obliged by giving them some sagely advice.

You know whats dumb? Intentionally suggesting your product is small and buzzy.

The all new 2012 Crapbox, from Rattletrap Motors: Small and buzzy!

If only more carmakers read Jalopnik.