Old Porsches are built like tanks. Here's one taking on some fat hills, jumps and berms with a middle finger painted right on the roof. It's aimed at all the pansy SUVs that never leave the asphalt.

This is Ocotillo Wells, California, so someone out there probably knows a thing or two about this stock (other than the lights and roll bar) Porsche and its owner. He may or may not be this guy (warning: disturbing video), who claims it's his. Whoever it is, he's the hoon of an epoch, that's for sure.

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