This Creepy Pop-Up Camper Is Apparently 'Where Girls Become Women'

There's nothing wrong with driving a windowless van or pulling a battered camper, per se. It's when you scrawl things like "Free Candy" and "Where Girls Become Women" on them that they become genuinely creepy.

The owner of this pop-up camper — spotted by a reddit user in North Bay, Ontario — is either genuinely sleazy or hasn't yet reached his 14th birthday (or both). Either way, he (and I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume it's a he) really knows how to impress the ladies. I wonder what would happen if someone tested its interior for roofie residue?

Some think this guy has a future in advertising, though given the ad folks we know it might be fair to assume the guy's already in the industry.

Of course the real mystery here is how this was seen in Ontario instead of Florida.