Yes, I'm wearing a Kangol fishing hat for protection, just in case Chris Harris goes off course while drifting a Cadillac CTS-V wagon around me, while talking on the phone with Jalopnik editor-in-chief, Matt Hardigree. Too much time on our hands, some say.
It was all Harris's idea. (Under the bus with you, mate.) He's in a competition for views with other Drive hosts, and he thought Jalop would be more likely to post his if it involved us. He was right.
Let's be clear: Don't try this at home, unless you live in Wales and Chris Harris is driving. And you've got on a fishing hat.