Mounting A Missile On Your Car Is The Perfect Way To Avoid Road Rage

Everyone has their own way of dealing with unruly drivers on the roads. Some start tailgating and honking. Others make a point to tell the other drive that they're "number one." Many just take a zen approach.

And then there's the select few that keep a sidewinder missile mounted on their vehicle. Y'know, just in case.

This Denver-area bucket truck was seen with a sidewinder missile just casually hanging out on the side of the vehicle. It's not ostentatiously sticking out from the side to be intimidating or hidden away to be a secret weapon.

It's just kind of sitting on top, as if to politely suggest that people avoid messing around with this truck.

Also, good thing the truck has an on-board fire extinguisher. For those times when the missile, ummm, starts fires and causes fiery death.

(Hat tip to Buggalo77!)