Jeremy Clarkson is known for not having the highest opinions of Americans. He once said that "America's only contribution to Western civilization" is allowing people to turn right on red lights.
Now, Clarkson is on vacation in America with his family, but that doesn't mean he has changed his opinions of us Yanks. But he's also tweeting and giving away details of his locations. Let's find him.
Right now, Jeremy and family are in Miami International Airport, and sounds like it's somewhere that he REALLY likes!
I have argued in the past that Leicester Square is the world's anus. But then I came to Miami airport.— Jeremy Clarkson (@jcrclarksonesq) August 6, 2012
But Florida is not the end destination for the cantankerous Top Gear host. Nope, he's going to California:
Every summer, I take my children to places where people are less fortunate than us. Uganda. Albania. Cambodia etc. this year: California.— Jeremy Clarkson (@jcrclarksonesq) August 5, 2012
Now, we aren't geographers, but from what we do know, California is quite large. So, any Cali Jalops, keep your eyes open for a giant, balding British man with awful green teeth, a big gut, and an incredibly sharp tongue in the off chance that you can run into one of our motoring heroes. Make sure to take a photo and email us at tips at jalopnik dot com.
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