This morning I spotted a suspiciously low Ferrari 612 parked across the street from Jalopnik's top secret Manhattan lair. Since it's not a normal sight, I took a closer look and was horrified by what I saw. The poor car had a giant hole in the sidewall of the right front tire.
But what exactly happened? Let's look at the logical options and figure it out! As I see it, there are only three viable choices.
The owner hit one of Manhattan's trademark crater-sized potholes that also act as portals to Narnia.
A local ruffian did not like the four passenger utility and somewhat confusing appearance of the 612 and decided to punish the owner with a sizable puncture in the Pirelli.
Or, since we aren't exactly on Ferrari's good side, a dapper Italian gentleman decided to punish the owner for parking near Jalopnik HQ.