When you're taking your $302,450 exotic to a Cars and Coffee meet, try not to hit a curb, fly through a garden, and endup halfway up a flight of stairs. That's what happened to this allegedly-drunk Ferrari FF owner in Tennessee.
The driver was okay, but the car was totaled. The window sticker was still on the passenger seat.
Just for those keeping score, the FF was crashed almost immediately after its release by British car writer Jethro Bovingdon during a test drive, busting two wheels. Since then the car has burned multiple times, but this is the first crashed American FF that we've seen.
Remember people, don't be assholes around car shows.
(Hat tip to Bo Diddle!)