Seaweed-wrap and massage jokes aside, Belgium's Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps is a lyrical old-world racetrack packed to the sky with history. It's the thinking man's Nürburgring, less well known among the masses, but highly placed on motorsports fans' bucket lists.

As such, this half-hour of racing porn from the Spa 24 this past weekend will likely have the same effect on motorsports fans as a trip to the day spa would have on the Real Housewives of Insert Name of Douchebag-Filled Place Here.

Plus, you can almost taste the frites.