Deciding that the Corvette Grand Sport is too big, brash, and American for British roads, the testers at Recombu Cars called up Robert Llewellyn of Red Dwarf to cook a full mean on the V8 engine. Is it as good at roasting steak as it is roasting tires?

Reportedly, the full English meal of bacon-wrapped asparagus, steak, Yorkshire pudding, roast vegetables, and apple pie was pretty good, particularly the steak. A red-meat sports car, what with all the engine heat, turns out to be pretty good at cooking actual red meat.

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