Early this morning, a naked man wrapped in a blanket stole a truck from a woman in the Dallas area, according to The Dallas Morning News.
But after he took the truck, it seems he realized that he might be more comfortable in some fresh athletic attire.
The man crashed the truck into the doors of the Southwest Center Mall and went into a Champs Sports to get dressed. He put on a full outfit, even socks.
Police have stated that while they don't have proof, frequently a case like this occurs when the driver is high on some sort of narcotic.
The man was, unsurprisingly, arrested at the mall. Nobody was injured in the nude joyride.
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