Beating Hollywood to the punch, an unsuspecting Brazilian biker found himself in an impromptu "Snakes On A Plane" sequel, when a snake crawled onto him at roughly 164 miles per hour.

The uploader claims the snake was just cold and was resting in his warm bike. He and his friends did not know if the snake was poisonous, but they claim they did not harm it.

What's amazing is that the rider did not freak out at around 164 mph (265 kph is indicated on the speedo) and calmly comes to a stop, flicking the snake safely away. We know people who would've just bailed off the bike in that situation.

(Hat tip to Victorious Secret!)