Someone in East Kentucky has grafted the cab and hood of a 1962 truck onto a 1990s Pontiac Grand Am and has put it up for sale online. Jesus, Craigslist, this is more disturbing than your missed connections listings.
Our friends at Hooniverse found this thing, and it will be haunting our dreams for some time. The vehicle is advertised as having "every option that a car could have," mostly because this is a car, only with the cancerous growth of a '62 International truck sprouting out of the front seats. The base Pontiac's front clip has been swapped for one off an Oldsmobile, just to classy things up a bit.
for sale 1962 international truckcar, has every optional that a car could have ,has frontwheel drive driveline disk brakes all around , has air bags that are in working order has oldsmobile dash with tilt cruise , power seats , air -did work but i low of freon due from setting -can drive it anywhere, every light works as well as new cab lights allready has grandam door handles installed and work great, has alloy wheels and this truck has a good title which is titled as a international, has a grand am rear with the original duel exhaust, car is fuel injected and there are no check engine lights on?everthing is in working order but the aircondition is low of freon call if interested to much to list lots of time put in this car , have to many other projects to ,do so call 606 456 xxxx -no emails please -price is firm -have probly twice as much invested .-this vehicle will be sold where is as is…thanks
I can hear the truckcar screaming from here, begging to be put out of its misery. Won't anyone buy this poor wretch and destroy it? Or are you so cruel that you would see it drive on the roads or rot away in shame in some Kentucky backyard?
(Hat tip to everyone!)
Photo Credit: Craigslist