Taking the subway (streetcar?) to deliver pizza when you're already riding a scooter sets new standards in laziness.

Congratulations, German pizza delivery guy, for fighting the stereotype that your people are industrious and hardworking.

"Instead of a tip, could I just crash on your couch for a half hour or something?" stated the pizza delivery guy when reached for comment. "And if you have, like, a coke, that'd be great."

UPDATE: It turns out that the poor guy's scooter was just broken and he was riding the tram home. We should have known that a German would in fact be so industrious that he would continue delivering pizzas until his scooter crapped out on him.

(Hat tip to Karl!)