Take one 1971 Monte Carlo, stick a 396 V8 under the hood and a 12-bolt rear end out back. You've just turned a gentleman's cruiser into a hoon's weapon of choice. Now let's go wreck some tires.
Sure it's irresponsible to go do burnouts and powerslides on public roads. Looking at how empty it is out in whatever Yay Area city this Monte lives in, we're not too worried.
(Hat tip to Red wants you to know!)