How To Drive Improperly Explained In One Simple GraphicS

Last week I showed you some sage driving advice, in simple graphical form. That's great if driving properly is your goal, but what about all those poor bastards who just want to make driving a bit worse? Who's going to help them?

Well, as always, your old pal Jayjay is here to help. That's what I do, remember? I'm like a superhero who's just not that crazy about getting his ass out of the chair. So, to provide guidance for all the budding awful drivers among us, I'm providing two equally simple, easy-to-follow flow charts for driving terribly.

How To Drive Improperly Explained In One Simple GraphicS

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