If you fall onto the tracks, don't try and jump up, just go to the end of the platform and walk up the stairs. That's the unofficial word from the MTA, who also remind you that whatever the hell happens, don't jump in to try and save someone.
Foxtrot Alpha · Raphael Orlove
That New Somali Pirate Video Going Around Is More Than Five Years Old
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