Today's Morning Shift: Choose Your Own Adventure

Sorry folks, there's no Morning Shift today. So, rather than the usual — me regurgitating today's excuse for automotive news to you — why don't we let our beloved commenters take over below and come up with their own version of The Morning Shift.

Here's your chance to grab the gear shift by the knob and be the editor. The power is yours!

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