Decoding The Oddities Of The Subaru BRZ Owner’s ManualS

Recently, it came to my attention that the Subaru BRZ owner's manual has made its way online. There are several complicated diagrams and lots of technical information inside, so I thought I'd provide my readers with a guide to some of the most important points about this new and exciting car.

Decoding The Oddities Of The Subaru BRZ Owner’s Manual

Remote electrocution ability prevents Mr. Game and Watch from stealing your Subaru BRZ.

Decoding The Oddities Of The Subaru BRZ Owner’s ManualDo not let your guard down. Subaru BRZ is very hungry.

Decoding The Oddities Of The Subaru BRZ Owner’s ManualSWhile not required for operation of the Subaru BRZ, be aware that every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Decoding The Oddities Of The Subaru BRZ Owner’s ManualDo not roll the Subaru BRZ onto its roof. This will enrage the Subaru BRZ.

Decoding The Oddities Of The Subaru BRZ Owner’s ManualSNo cutesy shit.

Decoding The Oddities Of The Subaru BRZ Owner’s ManualSSubaru BRZ should not be used to tow horse trailers.

Decoding The Oddities Of The Subaru BRZ Owner’s ManualSNot even if you push the trailer, smartass.

Decoding The Oddities Of The Subaru BRZ Owner’s ManualSEh, suit yourself.

Decoding The Oddities Of The Subaru BRZ Owner’s ManualSToyota and Subaru love you and want you to be happy.


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