Recently, it came to my attention that the Subaru BRZ owner's manual has made its way online. There are several complicated diagrams and lots of technical information inside, so I thought I'd provide my readers with a guide to some of the most important points about this new and exciting car.
Remote electrocution ability prevents Mr. Game and Watch from stealing your Subaru BRZ.
SDo not let your guard down. Subaru BRZ is very hungry.
SWhile not required for operation of the Subaru BRZ, be aware that every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
SDo not roll the Subaru BRZ onto its roof. This will enrage the Subaru BRZ.
SNo cutesy shit.
SSubaru BRZ should not be used to tow horse trailers.
SNot even if you push the trailer, smartass.
SEh, suit yourself.
SToyota and Subaru love you and want you to be happy.
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