The Mystery Machine Is For Sale For $3,200 In California

Well, it appears we've finally discovered the final fate of those meddling kids. After spending decades thwarting wizened theme park owners wearing rubber suits for the express purpose of insurance fraud, the Scooby Gang retired to the Bay Area.

And someone — presumably that spendthrift killjoy Fred — is now selling their venerable van for the bargain basement price of $3,200. From the Craigslist ad that popped up yesterday:

1969 A100 MYSTERY MACHINE - $3200 (san carlos)

69 A100 VAN 6CYL/3SPD RUNS & DRIVES GOOD NEW FUEL PUMP REBUILT CARB REUPHOLSTERED STOCK SEATS BUMPERS INCLUDED NO TEXTS RARELY CHECK EMAILS BEST TO CALL RAY 415-517-5754

The bumper's included? That's luxury and value. Throw in Harlan Ellison's phone number and the taxidermied corpse of Yabba-Doo and we have ourselves a deal.

[Via Cartoon Brew]