We received the following response from TeamSalamone, the subject of our previous story — the world's most stereotypical Lamborghini owner. Here is the letter, in its entirety:
Meet The Most Stereotypical Lamborghini Owner In The World
Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4: First Drive
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