The Greatest Science Fair Experiment In HistoryS

There's a debate raging across our great nation over whether talking on a cell phone is more dangerous than drunk driving. Now the battle lines have reached the grade schools — where a 4th grader is courageously attempting to tackle the dispute. Only, well, look closely at the student's "procedure."

A fellow automotive reporter — who we'll keep nameless unless he asks for "credit" — posted this photo from his son's elementary school science fair.

I don't know — is it better or worse if the parents helped the kid with this experiment?