Volvo is killing its wagons softly with its hatchback-grade replacement, the new 2013 Volvo V40. Real Swedes know how to kill a Volvo wagon with dignity, turning this heavy, old transportation appliance into an absolute hoonmobile.

These Scandinavian bastards are way more brutal to their 245 than our bored car-trashing American hoons. That's fine with us, so long as slow, sturdy Volvos are given a graceful death, jumping over concrete blocks, getting flipped, and then dragged across the frozen landscape.