On just the second lap of the Daytona 500 there was a massive crash involving numerous cars. Jimmie Johnson appears to have been turned by Elliott Sadler and then thwacked by David Ragan, followed by a pinball that claimed a bunch of other cars including Danica Patrick who, somehow, threads the needle between two cars.

Unlike previous incidents, Patrick's crash appeared to be unavoidable, just like the next accident she somehow avoided. The space between Patrick and the other two cars was somehow even smaller than the gap between GoDaddy.com commercials and poorly acted TV-edit softcore porn.

All drivers involved made it out with only scrapes. At least now the drivers are racing instead of talking.