Justen sells trucks at Pro Trucks Plus LLC. We know this because he made the worst internet sales pitch we've ever seen. Watch as he rambles through the sale of a lifted Ford F250 "STANDARD CAB LONGBED 4X4 POWERSTROKE DIESEL."

It's hard to pick a favorite line from this video, but "It's got eight inches of lift, sitting on 20s and 38s…DUUUUUUB edition" gets things off to a good start. Pro Truck Plus' videos have next to no views, so check out their YouTube channel for many more examples of Justen's fine work.

Please visit Pro Trucks Plus at their location in Northern California, just a 45 minute drive east of San Francisco, because we want to know more about this wonderful Justen fellow.

(Hat tip to Bill!)