It's time to watch some grade-A HD hoonage of when bored Oregonians find themselves in the same muddy lot as a junker Honda Accord. They get some firewood, and then they go redneck car jumping.

Let's score these brave souls on the Official International Hoonage Scale:

For having all four doors open on the first jump, they get 1.6 points, at 2/5ths points per open door. For trying again when at first they did not succeed, they get 17 points, and they get another 200 points for wearing helmets.

Hoon responsibly, America!