It's with both envy and pride that I inform you our bloke Chris Harris owns a Porsche 911 GT3 RS 4.0. Having broken two Cardinal sins already, I present Chris's last drive of the season, in which he — among other hoonage — uses the Porsche's wing as a breakfast table.

In this artfully-shot bit of car porn, an episode of the new DRIVE series "Chris Harris on Cars," Harris engages in slow-mo drifts through soggy British country corners, and winds out the four-liter flat six. All that before putting the car away for the winter. Its a sad fare-thee-well, until the springtime, old chap.